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The Challenge: I double dog dare someone to write a ficlet, a drabble, SOMETHING involving John, Rodney and this item. Straight up SGA, AU, Xover with SPN, your call. I just really need to know what happens!

Hey, all you BtVS ficcers - this would be perfect for you too!

"What item?" you may ask. Well, let me tell you!

Apparently, the awesome super powers of telepathy, cryokinesis, psychometry, chronokinesis, invisibility and teleportation can all be yours! They are only a bid away...

on eBay!!!


The description in case the link expires or the item is removed...


Listed in category:
Everything Else > Metaphysical > Psychic, Paranormal > Other

PENDANT OF UNSTOPPABLE PARANORMAL PHENOMINAL POWER - Item number: 320234695175

Visit my eBay Store:rlynh7

This is a highly supernatural pendant that came from a notoriously known witch in the occult. This pendant was the source of all her power and following her death it was given to us. We have loaned it out to many other covens over the years and everyone's experiences have been reported back as being magnificent

The pendant is so powerful it must be kept in a glass case when not in use or else anyone within range of it may become susceptible to it's power without that being their intentions. As you can see from the photos it's energy occasionally and randomly begins to be visibly radiating from within.

This pendant holds more than a few spells below is a list of just some of them as their are so many we are not aware of all of them.

~Telepathy~ You will be both a transmitter and receiver. You can direct your thoughts into the mind of another and also receive their thoughts as clearly as if you were conversing with them.

~Cryokinesis~ The ability to control the element of ice.

~Psychometry~ Reading an object by touch. Psychometry is a psychic ability that involves the handling of an object in order to pick up information about it's history or the events or emotions of the people connected to it.

~Chronokinesis~ The ability to slow down or speed up the perception of time. For example you could read an entire novel in just a second.

~Invisibility~ Make yourself or an object of your choice become completely unnoticed by others.

~Physical Teleportation~ Teleport your physical body to another place, your chakras must be in alignment before attempting this or it could be dangerous, putting to much stress on a body.

All of the pendant's previous owners, myself included have experienced all of the above phenomena, therefore this pendant is rated as having to much metaphysical paranormal activity to be described on a paranormal scale. There aren't words for it's power!

The pendant is in the shape of a butterfly and will be sent with it's original chain. Both the pendant and chain are delicate, so be careful not to break either or it could affect the spells. Keep a glass or crystal container handy to put the pendant in when it's affects are not welcomed.

Ebay rules require all sellers of items of a paranormal nature to state that this auction is for entertainment purposes only. We can't be held responsible for the amount of paranormal activity that occurs or does not. You have to be 18 to bid. All sales are final, we do not offer returns or refunds.

Some information about us :

Merry Meet, Both my husband and I are members of our own Coven called The Celtic Dream Clan. We have 7 children and several pets. I am a at home mom and also the High Priestess of our Coven. My husband is a firefighter, so I am the one who usually sets up our paranormal auctions.

We acquire our paranormal items from various sources. Some are dropped off, donated, or purchased by us during our vacations to Celtic countries from genuine witches. All of our items are tested and rated with the highest levels of paranormal activity before we offer them on Ebay. We love to research paranormal items and places. We have conducted thousands of investigations and have become very experienced in this field.

We have a huge interest in the paranormal and love to talk about it! Feel free to share your paranormal stories with us!

We welcome all questions from those who believe in the Spiritual world.

Do not attempt to perform any Black Magic spells on this pendant, it is made of purely White Magic. Bid only if you are not scared of this type of paranormal phenomenon and are responsible enough to handle an item of this magnitude!

Because of the rarity of an item like this if you do not want to take the chance of losing it to someone else in regular auction bidding, we can add a buy it now price upon request. However this is only optional until it receives a bid.

Shipping for this pendant is $6.50 to USA. For outside of the USA email us before bidding to receive a shipping quote. Please make payment by Paypal or Money Order within 5 business days.

~@~@~@~@~@~@~

So. I gotta wonder if it might be an Ancient artifact. It would make sense, with all those powers...

The Challenge: Write a story!

Will someone from Atlantis win it on eBay and take it back with them, only to be mocked by Rodney, and then to find out it's actually a real Ancient device? Will John proclaim "PENDANT OF UNSTOPPABLE PARANORMAL PHENOMINAL POWER, Activate!" ?

Or will it be Rodney laughing his ass off at someone at some bazaar on some planet somewhere trying to sell him the PENDANT OF UNSTOPPABLE PARANORMAL PHENOMINAL POWER?

Will it be an AU in which one of them is a psychic the the other goes to see, bringing in the PENDANT OF UNSTOPPABLE PARANORMAL PHENOMINAL POWER to find out more about it?

ETA: Maybe Willow buys it on eBay - OOoOo, that would have pissed Tara off! Or Spike! Or Ethan! Think of the trouble *they* could cause!



C'mon guys, someone! I *challenge you! Tell me a story? Please?




PS: If the link doesn't work, it's item number 320234695175

Comments

( 8 comments — Leave a comment )
elsaf
Apr. 2nd, 2008 03:52 am (UTC)
LOL... if that pendant is so powerful, why didn't it have the power to make the photo be in focus? :-)
shaddyr
Apr. 2nd, 2008 04:06 am (UTC)
because d00d! It's majik doncha know!!

She's selling a djinni too. I dunno about you, but if *I* had a djinni, I wouldn't be selling it on eBay.

Hmm. This would do well in a BtVS story as well.

::thinks fondly on favourite TV shows::

If it really was important, Willow would hack the seller's account to find out where the item was located and Spike would go steal it. For a price of course.

*snicker*

Edited at 2008-04-02 04:06 am (UTC)
ladyniko
Apr. 2nd, 2008 05:21 am (UTC)
*lol*

This should be interesting.... ;)

BTW, Spike is back for the TW finale this week. It's SPIKE - same basic accent, same bad ass attitude, even if he's now from the far off future and has dark hair now vs. the bleach blond. *g*

I'm looking forward to seeing what nasty little scheme Capt. John has in store for the Jack & his TW team. *eg*
elsaf
Apr. 2nd, 2008 06:39 am (UTC)
A djinni for $12! Such a deal! But the druidic tree spirit is more powerful.

*snicker*
dan_ad_nauseam
Apr. 3rd, 2008 03:55 am (UTC)
A bottle of djinn?
packmentality
Apr. 2nd, 2008 05:56 am (UTC)
Oh my god, I want that pendant SO BADLY. You don't even know. CHRONOKINESIS. WHAT.
tigerrrl
Apr. 9th, 2008 07:38 am (UTC)
BOO!
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I suppose for $46 the winning bidder couldn't go wrong eh? What with all that power and stuff. Ohhh the things you can find on eBay...

I miss you :( I feel terrible. Lost my voice even :( Did all my crap get moved over to my new desk, wherever the hell that is? lol OMG my desk would have been dusty for the poor next person. That desk got super dust covered every week. Stupid hot air blowing around in there.
shaddyr
Apr. 9th, 2008 12:57 pm (UTC)
Re: BOO!
We were wondering where you were! I was getting worried!

I hope you're feeling better soon! We miss you too!
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