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Title: Reason #17 John's Marriage to Nancy Failed
Author: shaddyr
Rating: PG
Pairing: none
Length: Drabble: The definition of drabble that I have always heard is a ficlet of exactly 100 words, no more and no less. So there you have it.
Warning: Extreme denial
Disclaimer: If he belonged to me, he'd be with Rodney.




"What the hell is this?"

John felt the blood draining from his face as he spied the damning evidence in Nancy's hand. It could end his career - or worse. He stared mutely. What could he say?

"What made you think I would be interested in a magazine full of naked men?"

"It wasn't for-" the words escaped before he could bite them off. Dammit! A perfect alibi, ruined. He waited for anger to change to revulsion, and was blindsided by her utter devastation. She began to cry.

"Does this belong to your... girlfriend?"

Oh, thank god. Freedom.

"I'm sorry."


A/N: I blame outsideth3box. She sent me this. And I had to wonder, just how much denial was Nancy in? Personally, I think she must have had a great view of the pyramids from where she was sitting...

Followed by Blindsided.

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darkhavens
Mar. 7th, 2009 07:53 am (UTC)
LOL!
outsideth3box
Mar. 7th, 2009 07:56 am (UTC)
Yes, yes. The evil of me knows no bounds.

This is too hilarious. Also wow, Nancy, srsly? Whoa.

Freedom, indeed.
psyko_kittie
Mar. 7th, 2009 02:35 pm (UTC)
Talk about ignorance is bliss. lol
kateri_e
Mar. 7th, 2009 05:14 pm (UTC)
LOL, very entertaining
becs8
Mar. 7th, 2009 10:01 pm (UTC)
OMG Tell me that blog question/quote wasn't actually real?! How could anybody be that...wow...

Anyway, love the fics. Especially how they both ended with the same line. Have you thought about writing one about when he actually bought the magazine? That could be an interesting moment to explore.
elkebaby
Mar. 8th, 2009 03:44 am (UTC)
wow. you gotta wonder: was nancy from a small town, or just really clueless? (Because in my world, she would have realized by the fact that he has more styling products than she does...)
shaddyr
Mar. 8th, 2009 03:47 am (UTC)
*grin*

I may just be a bit nasty - I'm assuming that she was clueless or in denial. But I could not see his mother being dumb - John's a smart guy, it came from somewhere - so, Nancy. Cuz that fail blog piccie just really screamed for a Drabble.
elkebaby
Mar. 8th, 2009 04:28 pm (UTC)
yeah, it really did. *grin* two really great ones.
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