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So. Yeah. I've decided that I am going to be shameless. Okay, not so much of a stretch from normal, I suppose. But this time, I'm going to *whine* and *wheedle* and *beg* and *plead* and possible offer sexual favours chocolate. Or home-baked cookies. Or something. I dunno, I'm willing to negotiate.

Oh, yeah, so, what's this all about? Well, my bio sucks. It's stale and I'm not as funny as I think I am (I have my moments, but... meh) and I know you, Flist - you're SMART and SEXY and FUNNY and DAMMIT!

Can someone PUL-EEEEEASE write me a bio?

I just read the bio I submitted for a con I've been invited to as a guest, and, just no. I can get away with what I have on LJ *ON LJ* and that's it.

I also need a better photo, but there's really nothing anyone here can do about that.

Someone out there *must* be able to do a better job that I can. Go on. Tell me what you really think! Just, uhm... don't be really mean. Unless, you know, it's hysterically funny. In that McKayesque way.

*bats eyelashes*

I am so lame. SOOOOOOO! LAAAAAAME!

*pleads shamelessly*

I told you you. I said I would be shameless!

*begs*

*whines*

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tarkrai
Jan. 27th, 2011 06:26 am (UTC)
As the webmaster of said con, and already the recipient of photo and bio- I think they're just fine, actually... :)

Humorous, describes you well, leaves enough unsaid so that people are intrigued enough to learn more.
sgamadison
Jan. 27th, 2011 11:43 am (UTC)
Hah! I wish I could help, but have you read *my* bio? *argh*
mackenziesmomma
Jan. 27th, 2011 06:06 pm (UTC)
I also need a better photo, but there's really nothing anyone here can do about that.

Uh...actually I could probably help with that one. *nods* I'm coming up next Friday (A week from tomorrow) for V & to visit my personal Canadian...and if you wanted I could help you out with that one. It'd be my pleasure actually...
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