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So. Not feeling very rapturous...

Dear Harold,

OMG SHUT UP! Could you please get OFF MY SIDE!

No love,
me

*****

Dear everyone else,

I'd like to apologize for Harold. I think he's kinda like the idiot cousin that shows up at family gatherings, gets really hammered, starts acting like a jerk and embarrasses the family.

Most believers and people who identify as Christians are not morons. I am sure that I am not alone in wishing that maybe Harold and Fred would go off and start a bowling club and leave the rest of us alone.

*sigh*


With loads of WTF and a dash of *facepam*
Me

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codevixen
May. 21st, 2011 11:18 pm (UTC)
Facepam sounds like it would sting your eyes. ;)

My wife agrees majorly with your sentiments here!
gyri
May. 21st, 2011 11:27 pm (UTC)
I haven't heard the lastest from him. What's he spewing now?
shaddyr
May. 21st, 2011 11:31 pm (UTC)
Oh, I have no idea how he's explaining the distinct lack of rapturation. It was more a matter of really needing to tell him to STFU.

Today the skies will be mostly clear, with some evening cloud and a slight chance of Rapture. News at 11.
mercury973
May. 21st, 2011 11:45 pm (UTC)
Well, we still have an little over an hour left.
txvoodoo
May. 22nd, 2011 01:42 am (UTC)
...Harold who?
willowgreen
May. 22nd, 2011 04:00 am (UTC)
Well, I will say that one good thing about phony predictions of the end of the world is that they encourage you to take a moment to think about said world and all the nice things in it. We were all fairly sure the world wasn't ending this evening, but I think the mere hint of the possibility made us enjoy the day just a little more. (Perfect weather didn't hurt.)
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